Courthouse Hotel Shoreditch (to delete) *****

All rise ! We’re summoning you for a brief escape in this impressive old magistrate’s court turned sexy 5* establishment. Here, you can roam freely from the plush king-sized bed to the private picture house or the steamy jacuzzi. And no one will judge.

3 good reasons to visit the Courthouse Hotel:

1. Start your day off right with the bottomless brunch, served every Sunday as of midday. You can book this on the next page at an additional cost.

2. Run away to the wellness centre, relax with a sauna, a heated indoor pool, and a lavish jacuzzi. Sit back and let the week’s madness float away.

3. At 3pm, the Sunday screening in the hotel’s private cinema will begin. The movie session is included, as is breakfast the next morning.